Hey, this is Johnny Phoenix for the X.F.L.,
reminding the fans here at prudential stadium to be safe on the way home.
Hut!
Big third down for the expansion roadrunners.
Their play-off hopes could hinge on this play.
A lot of pressure on young Johnny Phoenix.
As if being the first quarterback to earn 300 million isn't pressure enough.
Red! Thirty-two!
Strong left!
- Hold! Hold! - Walk it! Walk it!
[Phoenix] Blue! Two thirty-nine!
Blue!
Down!
Set! Hut! Hut!
- [Male fan] Get up, Johnny! - You all right?
The owner wants Johnny to have the absolute best of care.
He's gonna need it. His sixth cervical vertebra is crushed.
It may not be as bad as you think it is.
[Siren wailing]
The status? We have a lifetime contract with a vegetable.
Maybe we can trade him to L.A.
[Man on mike] okay, terminate his contract and bring him back to the lab. You understand?
Sure. I'll get right on it.
Sorry, Johnny. You're gonna have to take one for the team.
[Siren wailing]
Do I look any different to you?
Oh, gee. You shaved your moustache.
- Never had a moustache. - Oh. Then no.
[Man on TV] Johnny Phoenix will play next week.
Early diagnosis had him sidelined.
After further investigation, his injuries proved to be minor.
[Electronic voice] Good morning, Adam.
At 11:00, you have a V.I.P. client, Michael Drucker. And by the way, happy birthday.
I don't feel any different. Hmm.
- Is Clara up yet? - Yeah, she's watching TV with Oliver.
You gonna spend all day looking for new wrinkles?
Or are you gonna get in here and give me a kiss? Hmm?
- Well, I suppose if I have to. - Oh, bully!
You're not gettin' any kisses now! [Shrieks]
You know, you... don't look any different.
No. You look much better than when we met.
I love you.
Lock the door. Oh, god!
[Moans] Daddy, daddy, happy birthday!
- What? - You always make daddy feel so good.
Careful, you're getting a little old for that.
- I am not! - No, I meant your father.
- Very funny. - Come on. I made you breakfast.
- Oh, great! - Yum! - Come on, dad!
I can't find you. Where are you? Right behind you, dad.
- I'm here, right here! - You're hiding under the table!
[TV] because of their shorter life span, these family members can't help but break our hearts.
Should accident, illness or age end your pet's natural life...
Oliver, have you seen Clara somewhere?
[TV] our technology can have him back the same day in perfect health...
with zero defects guaranteed, thanks to RePet.
[Whimpers]
Nacho flavored or regular?
I'll take banana flavored. Thank you.
I love this card. Beautiful.
- Dad, can I have a sim-pal for your birthday? - A gift on my birthday?
That way you won't feel guilty that you're the only one getting something.
- What's a sim-pal? - A life-size doll.
A make-believe friend that grows real hair and can do a lot of stuff.
Can't your real friends grow real hair and do lots of stuff?
Yeah, but they all have sim-pals.
Ask your mommy. You're the greatest, dad!
[Chuckles]
Mommy! Mommy! I'm gonna get a sim-pal!
[Electronic voice] You're getting low on milk.
Thank you for ordering milk.
[Laughing] You're getting so fast.
Into the car. Very nice. Bye-bye. See you.
Hey. What's goin' on?
Oh, I had a breakfast of champions today. Oh, yeah?
[Electronic voice] Destination double x charter airport selected.
The girl wouldn't stop talking. My virtual girlfriend,
she talks, but at least I can turn her off.
You and your virtual girls. Here you are, a grown man,
and your primary relationship is with a piece of software.
If your senses tell you you have a hot chick on your lap, you have a hot chick on your lap.
I don't have to look any further, okay?
They invented the laser razor. No nicks, cuts or scratches. You should think about using it.
I like the old-fashioned kind. They remind me I知 still alive.
You want to hang out at Kelly痴 after work?
I know that Natalie is throwing me a surprise party.
Why do you say that? Because I told her you told me.
No, you didn't. Oh, yes.
Why did you do that? I didn't.
I just wanted to know, and now I know. Can't believe I was that easy.
[Computer voice] Your destination, double x charter airport, is ahead.
- On star will now disengage automatic drive. Ready? - Yes.
Manual drive engaged.
[Adam] I want you to do me a favor at the party tonight.
[Man] what? Don't get drunk and set the drapes on fire? You already told me that.
That too. But what I was going to say was around 11:00, 11:30,
I want you to start singing really loud, "happy birthday." For what?
And the way you sing, it's gonna clear out the place like a bomb scare.
I get it. You and Natalie have a little private party planned.
Good morning, Rosie. Good morning, everybody. Hello, Adam. Hi, Hank.
Henry checked out the upgrade on the remote. He says you'll love it.
Oh, they came in! This is great. Look at this.
Oh, and Drucker's office just called. Guess what? They cancelled.
No. We're all gonna be tested for drugs and alcohol.
So? Oh, this is cool!
- We're gonna be tested? - Not you guys. Just us pilots.
Hank, look at this. The new remote came in.
Out goes the old one. Get rid of it.
Adam, this is Tripp. Tripp, this is Adam. It's his first time with us.
Welcome. How ya doing?
Adam, Natalie's on line one.
What's up, honey? You look upset.
Oh, Adam! I just talked to the vet, and they had...
they had to put Oliver to sleep. What? He wasn't that sick.
I know, but apparently he had some kind of highly infectious virus or something.
And they had to put him down. It's the law.
- Oliver was licking Clara's face this morning. - Don't worry. I asked.
And the virus is harmless to humans, so she's fine.
This is going to break her heart and you know that.
No, it won't.
I want you to go down to RePet and get Oliver replaced.
I'm not going to have some freak of science sleeping in my daughter's bed.
- No! Oliver can live on in our memories. - It's not dangerous.
She's only eight. She won't understand that, honey.
Look, it's the natural process of life. You're born, you live and you die.
She has to learn about it someday.
- But she doesn't have to learn about it on your birthday. - I really appreciate that.
- Will you do it? - No.
- Thank you. Clara thanks you too. - No. I won't do it.
Listen. Natalie, I just won't...
[TV] double x charter, your passport to outdoor adventure.
No use fighting. We always win.
[TV] flying you to breathtaking vistas at world premiere locations.
For incredible skiing and snowboarding, double x charter.
Tripp, you can go in this one. Yeah, you got it.
You guys come with me. Come on. Let's go.
Whoo, man! This is gonna be so great.
[Man over headset] Nine-seven-four-seven, you're cleared for takeoff.
Everyone has their maps? G.P. S? Emergency beacons? Yeah.
All right, any questions?
Yeah, I got a question. Excuse me. How many of you have RePets?
Yeah, I got a dog. I got a snake.
- I got your point. - Dogs, snakes or at least knows somebody who has one?
- I know somebody, yeah. - [Beeping]
[Blades whirring]
- You scared the crap out of me. Proud of yourself? - Very.
See you guys.
I know you're old school, but all the kids today, they grew up with RePets.
- These days it's totally normal. - Not to me.
Not to you. You want your kid crying because her dog died? Don't do anything about it.
Don't you think it's even a little bit creepy? No.
I don't.
Let's test the remote. See if you can keep up with me.
All righty, here we go.
These RePets, they come back to you, you cannot tell the difference.
- Trust me, I had it done. - Bullshit.
[Hank] I'm serious! Sadie, my cat.
- She's a RePet. - You had your cat cloned?
- Yeah, she fell out of my condo window. - Ouch.
Shit!
Whoo!
Whoa!
You did well. Thank you.
How long are you supposed to keep me at Kelly痴? Till 7:00. why?
Maybe we should check out RePet.
Good morning. You gentlemen the owners?
Yep, that's us. Excellent.
Larry stern. I'm with Mr. Drucker's advance team.
I've got a contract here. I think you'll find it pretty standard except for...
who was flying that one?
Me... with the remote control.
- We can fly four of these between the two of us now. - Amazing.
- Here for the blood test? - No. My technician is set up in your office.
You said these forms are standard except what?
It's our normal charter contract. It has a nondisclosure clause.
During the flight, you may overhear Mr. Drucker's phone calls.
It could be anything from big mergers to inside information on his sports teams.
Regardless, we have a legal obligation to protect that stuff.
What does this guy think? He's the president?
No, he considers her to be the world's second most important person.
Ooh, that's big stuff.
All for a day of snowboarding?
The blood test was agony. Seriously, I was screaming.
She's just kidding. Don't worry about it.
It really doesn't hurt. Just press your thumb here.
- Right here? - Yes, just like that.
- All done. - Didn't feel a thing.
Need to check your vision. Place your chin here. Look straight ahead.
- Right here? - Mm-hmm.
Do you blood test all your pilots?
Pilots, drivers, assistants. Anyone who comes in contact with Mr. Drucker.
Hmm.
- All right, I press here? - Yep.
And here.
Perfect, both of you.
After this, I知 going to town to test a chef and two waiters.
The pink copy of the contract is yours. I'll take the rest.
Here we go. Have a nice flight, gentlemen.
Ta-ta.
You know, I could take care of Drucker.
That way, you could have time to get Oliver cloned.
I'm not getting the dog cloned. I'm just gonna check it out.
I know, but once you see it, you're gonna say yes.
I know deep down inside, you're a softy.
Um, they specifically asked for Adam by name. I know what specifically means.
I also know that the bodyguards can't tell the difference. They never got our names.
Oh! That's true.
I know that I screw around a lot.
But when it comes to flying, you know I知 serious. I could do it.
Go enjoy your birthday.
If you want to be me, try to act a little bit more manly.
Yeah. Chest. Okay? Chest out.
Stomach in. There you are. Stomach. All right.
[Drucker into mike] Get me the speaker of the house. I want the speaker there.
No, you don't mention my name at all. Huh?
Hang on a second, Dave. Hi, I知 Michael Drucker. You must be Adam Gibson.
That's right. Adam's the name and flying's the game.
Pete Hume speaks highly of you. He says you know the mountains like nobody else.
Thank you. That's probably true for everyone except my partner, but thank you.
I'm looking forward to it. So, we all set? Yes, sir.
We've stationed our people monitoring the rescue beacons... don't need the details.
All right! Your favorite snowboard's behind your seat, sir.
Dave, look, we gave a lot of money to his campaign,
not to mention what I pay your law firm, so I知 counting on you.
Are you gonna get me the speaker? Good.
So, sally, who's next? Okay, put him on.
You own the roadrunners, right?
[Gunshot]
Hey, buddy, wake up. Wake up! We're here. Woodland mall.
Oh.
I was asleep.
[Female over p.a. System] Welcome to woodland mall.
Over 1200 retail outlets to serve you.
Food court, ground level.
[Man] Stop the cloning. Say no to RePet.
Stop the cloning.
Save your soul, man. God doesn't want you to go in there.
Then god shouldn't have killed my dog. Atheist.
Stop the cloning. Say no to RePet.
We can clone your four-legged loved one in just a few short hours.
How can we do it? It all begins with the growing of blanks,
animal drones stripped of all characteristic D.N.A.,
in embryonic tanks at the RePet factory.
In stage two, your pet's D.N.A. is extracted from a lock of fur or drop of blood...
and then infused on a cellular level into the blank.
In the final stage, using RePet's patented cerebral syncording process,
all of your pet's thoughts, memories and instincts...
are painlessly transplanted via the optic nerve.
Still can't make up your mind, huh?
You lost a dog, right?
Yes. My daughter's. Oh, what a heartbreak.
What'd you say his name was again? Oliver.
Well, Oliver痴 in luck. We're having a special this week, 20% off.
When did Oliver die? Sometime this morning.
That's perfect. We can still do a postmortem syncording.
But you've got to act fast. 'Cause there's only a 12-hour window on deceased brains.
I have a problem with that whole idea.
I mean, suppose that clones have no soul, or they're dangerous.
Clone pets are every bit as safe as real pets. Plus... they're insured.
If it is so safe, then why is it against the law to clone human beings?
Because the human brain is much too complicated to syncord.
Now, you remember that experiment they did, right?
Yes. That's why that didn't work. Now it's illegal to even try.
But with pets, it's a totally proven technology.
Your RePet, Oliver, will be exactly the same dog.
He'll know all the same tricks you taught him, where the bones are buried.
He won't even know he's a clone. And, did I mention? They're insured.
I don't care about the insurance.
I care about if I can trust my daughter with a large animal with sharp teeth.
We can make him smaller if you want, with softer teeth. You can?
We can even color coordinate him to match your decorating scheme.
- [P.a. System] sim-pal, the best friend money can buy. - Let me think about that.
- Treat your kids to a sim-pal today. - I might be back.
You'll be back.
Your daughter will think you're the best dad.
My kid sister has two of these, and she loves them. Oh, good.
Let's fix the collar. There you are.
It's amazing how real this is. I know.
My daughter will be so excited. Come, let's go home.
- [Female phone operator] You have called Hank Morgan. - I'm not here. Leave a message.
Hank, it's me again. What the hell happened to you?
I waited at Kelly痴 for over half an hour. It's now five past seven.
I'm Sim-Pal Cindy. What's your name?
Look, I知 heading home. If you get this message... let's be friends.
What's your name? Just... can't you see I知 talking? Quiet.
Head over to my house with a bunch of flowers and a good excuse.
Otherwise Natalie's gonna kill you.
I can sing songs. Would you like to sing with me?
Excuse me. Do you know how to turn this thing off?
- I can play games. - My niece has one. Say, "go to sleep, Cindy."
Go to sleep, Cindy. I can sing songs. Would you like to sing with me?
Go to sleep.
Thank you. Thanks for the ride. Good night.
Clara, sweetie, honey.
Oliver was very sick, and he had to be put down.
Clara, sweetie, honey. Oliver had to go to heaven.
"Why, daddy?"
You see, it's because...
it's because...
oh, shit, Oliver! Why did you have to die?
[Barking]
Oliver?
[Barking]
Natalie.
# Happy birthday to you #
# Happy birthday dear Adam #
# Happy birthday to you ##
[Laughing, cheering]
I know. Can you help me?
One, two, three!
[Cheering]
Look at this cake here! I know!
Oh, my god!
- Adam Gibson? - Who are you?
We have a little situation. Will you come with us?
What the hell is going on here?
Just cooperate and everything will be fine.
Fine? There's someone in my house, eating my birthday cake...
with my family, and it's not me! We know.
There's been a sixth day violation. A human was cloned.
That human was you. We can help you.
- Then get him out of there! - But you'll have to come with us.
Look, I don't know who the hell you people are.
But I知 going inside my house.
Yeah, right.
- Oops. Cindy fell down. - Get the doll.
Not here!
I'm Sim-Pal Cindy. What's your name?
[Cindy] I can play games.
- [Grunts] - [Zapper zapping]
- Shit! - [Gunshot]
Wiley, no, hold your fire! That way! Go! Vincent, go!
I have a boo-boo.
Stop the car! Stop the car!
Thanks for the suggestion! Don't even blink.
Oh, my god. Someone stole the minivan.
They stole my Cadillac!
Oh, no!
Car chase. Cool!
[Yelling]
- Who are you? - I was hired to kill you. That's all I know!
I'm Sim-Pal Cindy. What's your name?
[Electronic voice] Please secure child seat restraint.
Let's be friends.
- Where is this guy? - I'm Sim-Pal Cindy.
- Shh. - Let's be friends. - Shh.
What's your name?
- Will you be my mommy? - I don't wanna be your mommy!
- Shut up! - What?
[Crying]
[Brakes squeal]
Somebody do something about that damn doll!
I have a boo-boo.
[Screaming]
This is crazy. Why does anyone want to kill me?
He got home first. You saw him. He didn't see you. You're screwed.
He's gonna live out the rest of your boring little life and never be the wiser.
Your wife and kid see you and him together, they'll be killed.
[Screams]
- Whoa! - [Horn honking]
- Oh, shit! - [Horn honking]
No! [Groans]
Goddamn it, Wiley!
Son of a bitch!
Stupid! Blow out his tires this time!
Oh... shit!
Yes!
[Laughing]
[Vincent] That was spectacular.
Oh, son of a bitch. Hold my belt.
- Okay. - [Grunting]
You got me? Yeah.
Little more.
Oh!
[Chuckles]
Let's get some people downriver and look for this guy.
Go pick up Wiley and Talia's bodies, get 'em back to the lab.
[Protestors] Weir clinic, stay away!
Hello, I知 dr. Griffin Weir.
Welcome to the new home of the Weir organ transplant facility...
thanks for visiting replacement technologies. We're in the business of life.
[Female reporter] Dr. Weir, protestors claim cloning human organs...
will inevitably lead to cloning whole humans.
That's not only illegal, but we're years away from the technical ability to do it.
But a human was cloned over ten years ago, doctor.
And we all know the outcome of that bizarre experiment.
If you recall, the supreme court ordered that the clone be destroyed, and I think...
that under the conditions, it was the humane thing to do.
It led to the laws against human cloning...
and set back the course of legitimate research by many years.
Mr. Drucker? Mr. Drucker? You gave $100 million...
this is dr. Weir's night.
Dr. Weir, is it true that you're trying to get the sixth day laws repealed?
Dr. Weir is interested in medicine, not politics.
Mr. Drucker, the protesters outside claim that you run RePet at a loss...
in order to soften people up to the idea of human cloning.
You know, we shouldn't forget that not so long ago...
there were literally almost no more fish left in the ocean.
And half the world's population faced a very real threat of hunger.
Our cloning technology helped turn that around.
The extremists don't like to admit...
that they'd rather the world went hungry than eat cloned fish.
So instead they keep yelling about human cloning.
Do you think the human cloning laws should be changed?
Suppose a ten-year-old boy lies in a hospital bed dying of liver cancer.
Thanks to dr. Weir's work, we can save that boy.
Now, in the next bed lies another ten-year-old boy...
whose parents love him just as much.
Only this child has an inoperable brain tumor.
Now, you cannot clone a brain.
The only way to save him would be to clone the whole person.
How do you tell that boy's parents that we can save the first boy,
but the research that would have saved their son,
it wasn't done because of a law that was passed by frightened politicians a decade ago?
So what does that mean?
Enjoy the party.
Looked like you needed rescuing. Yes, Michael, I did. Thank you.
[Chanting] Weir clinic, stay away! No research on D.N. A!
- [Johnny Phoenix] Hey, boss! - Johnny!
How's my star quarterback?
I'd say I was feeling like a million bucks, except I壇 hate to take a cut in pay.
Don't remind me, all right?
That was one nasty hit you took last week.
Be careful, son. We don't want you getting killed out there.
Katherine? You all right?
I'm just feeling... like I don't quite belong.
No, no. But I知 fine. Really I am.
No, you're not.
Should I call dr. Stevens? No, no, no. No, no. I just overdid it, that's all.
I'll get a car to take you home, okay? Thank you.
[Drucker] Mr. Speaker, thank you so much for coming. Champagne?
That was quite a speech. You heard that? I didn't mean to get carried away.
Your words meant a great deal to me.
You see, as it happens, I have a son with an inoperable tumor of the brain.
Oh, my god! I'm so sorry, sir.
Must've been in my subconscious, knowing you were here, but I never meant for you to overhear.
No, no, it's quite all right.
Gave me a lot to think about.
In fact, it gave me a different view of the whole subject.
Mr. Speaker, could I offer you a glass of brandy in my office upstairs?
I was 50 when Billy was born.
Didn't know if I wanted another kid so late.
But now I love him so damn much.
If there was something that we could do for Billy,
only it was highly illegal,
would you consider it?
Of course I would. That's the same kind of hypothetical situation...
no, no, don't answer so fast.
You'd be facing a mandatory minimum sentence of 40 years if it ever came out.
But would he be cured? He'd be exactly the same as he was before.
Perfect health. He'd never even have to know what happened.
But if the secret ever did come out with the law the way it is now,
he'd be put to sleep like a rabid dog.
He'd be destroyed just like a racehorse with a broken leg.
[The speaker] And if it never came out?
Or if the laws were changed one day?
Then Billy wouldn't have anything to worry about.
[Siren wailing]
[Wailing continues]
Please, I beg you, go to my house and pick up my wife and daughter.
Because if I go back there, they will kill them both.
- You made a completely different police report an hour ago. - No, I didn't.
According to this, you did. And they checked your thumbprint.
That must've been the clone.
I know it sounds crazy. I can hardly believe it myself.
- Was your car stolen or not? - Yes.
- So you did report it? - No. It was me who took it.
You stole your own car? Hello. I'm your court-appointed virtual attorney.
You don't have to answer. Is my client being officially charged with auto theft?
- I didn't steal it. It's mine. - He claims the report was filed by his clone.
I see. Loading the virtual psychiatrist.
Oh, Mr. Gibson. What seems to be the trouble?
Do you want me to go through the whole thing now with him?
You seem to be avoiding talking about your parents.
Imagine, two turtles are walking through the desert...
oh, shut up!
- Hmm. - "Hmm" what?
Are you going to help me? Of course.
[Female cloning announcer] Medical alert transmitted. Awaiting data.
Just wait in here. I'll come get you as soon as we have some news.
Clones!
[Webcaster over TV, indistinct]
He had a good laugh when he read that story.
You know, he saw himself at his house tonight.
Which was our mistake, not his.
[Pager beeping] Excuse me. He's in precinct seven.
Could you hurry Talia and Wiley along, please? I'll need them both.
Goddamn it! Son of a bitch!
Piece of shit Wiley. I'm gonna kill him. Where is he?
He's still cooking. Son of a bitch.
I look like crap. Do you have any idea how much my hair treatments cost?
How much does Gibson know?
He knows he's been cloned. He knows we'll kill anyone who sees them together.
What's that? What?
Does Drucker know you're talking about killing innocent people?
Relax, it was just a threat. Of course we'd never actually do it.
Try to have a good night. You do your hair. I'll take Wiley and Vincent.
I've gotta pierce my damn ears again.
Officials blame the latest strike by U.S. Major league players...
now entering its fourth year...
on the lack of fan identification with the two teams playing in the series.
[Continues, indistinct]
Shit.
Oh, no.
[Gasps]
Now what?
It feels tight all across here where the tires ran over me.
- You were run over by two cars and your chest was crushed. - Exactly.
No wonder, right? It's in your mind.
Completely crushed, as in dead...
as in you have a totally new chest now.
Then how come it's hard to breathe?
Tell you what. Why don't you just stay out here, relax?
Fresh air will do you good.
Government officials are openly dismissive of the proposal.
[Man on TV] this amounts to an attempt by Microsoft to buy a state of the union.
[Man continues, indistinct]
But if he goes off his medication, paranoid delusions come back.
...very sad, because at other times he seems almost rational.
[Knocking on door] [Marshall] Gibson? Gibson!
- You're dead. - No, you're dead.
[Cracking]
Try to stay dead this time.
Hank, it's me again. What the hell happened to you?
I waited for over a half an hour at Kelly痴.
It's now five past seven. I'm heading home, okay?
Whoa, whoa. He's fine. He's okay. He's our associate. Gibson must've knocked him out.
Knocked him out? He looks dead to me, doc.
No, his pulse is strong. He'll be up and around in no time.
We'll just get him to the hospital.
Easy, that's it. Whoa, whoa. [Cracking]
Uh, let us know if you find Gibson.
Honey, I知 home.
- Darling, where are you? - Hi, sugar.
- Hello, my love. - Have you been working out?
- You look so good. - Thank you.
I recorded all your sports programs for you.
- I thought maybe we could watch them together. - I would like that.
Or should I just take this off right now?
No, no, no. Hold your horses.
Oh, Hank. I think it's so sexy when you go right to the chair. I know you do.
[Knocking on door]
Oh, you're gonna have to zip me up, sweetheart.
Ah, ah, ah. Careful with the merchandise.
[Moans] Hold on, please.
Have they been here? Who?
Hello, Adam. Would you like a beer?
I'm sorry I missed the party, but...
all of a sudden it's 11:00 and I wound up at Kelly痴.
You missed my party? Yeah, but I didn't do it on purpose.
It was sort of Weird. I really feel terrible about it. I don't know what happened.
You feel terrible? I lost my wife, my daughter, my whole goddamn life tonight.
- I'm gonna do my special dance. - Hank, listen.
I need your help. Hey, not now, cupcake, I can't...
what's going on? I don't understand.
[Clattering] Shh!
That's a real gun. Shh!
What's going... shh!
[Screeching]
Jesus Christ! What are you gonna do, kill my cat? What the hell is going on?
If you weren't at my party, then you didn't see him. Who's "him"?
[Hammering]
Jesus h. Christ, I said get your dog cloned, not yourself.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna take my life back.
What, you're gonna kill him? Why not? He's not real.
Plus, there's no law against it.
You're not serious, are you? I'm dead serious.
But look at him. He looks just like you.
Technically, this could be committing suicide.
But he is not me. He is not even human.
Wait a sec. How do I know he's not you and you're not him?
I mean, look at him, he's even a shitty carpenter.
Well, let me see your chin. My chin?
Yeah, you cut yourself shaving, right? All right, here.
Okay, it's there. You're you.
Shh!
Adam.
I couldn't do it.
- Adam? - Over here.
I have a little something for you.
Is Clara asleep? Oh, yes she is.
- He's grabbing her ass. - Oh, I like how cigars make you feel.
Ooh. Daddy?
Clara.
- What are you doing out here? - I had a bad dream.
Oh, I値l take you back to bed, okay? Come on.
Fireman. Fireman, right.
- Wait here. - Okay.
Cigar, sir? I can't wait.
How do you like it? Mmm, this is so good.
You want to try some? No. You know, smoking's illegal and I知 a mother.
Sweetheart, I知 so sorry about the RePet.
It's all right. It's okay.
Dad, did Oliver die? Is he a RePet?
Why do you say that? You locked him outside.
I did? I'm so sorry, but I haven't been myself lately.
[Car approaching]
All right. You go to sleep now, okay? Close your eyes.
When was the last time we did it in the backseat of the car?
Well, we should smoke cigars more often.
Mr. Gibson.
Who are you? Millennium security. Sorry to bother you, but...
- got any I.D.? - Of course.
I'm sorry I was a little jumpy, but we had a break-in tonight.
We know. We heard on the wire your car was found in the river.
I don't suppose they found that bastard that stole it? [Twig snaps]
- Hey, hey, whoa, whoa. - Relax. He's a friend of mine.
- [Adam] Sorry about this. - Nice 'do.
He's just here to help me fix the garage. Oliver, heel!
Now what? Go see.
Sorry, but he's a RePet. He used to be a good watchdog.
Now, he lets my car get stolen and he barks at security guards. I hate clones.
Well, sir, we'll keep an eye on your property.
- I'm gonna sleep much better knowing you guys are around. - You try to have a good night.
Good night. Take it easy.
Come on, let's hide.
Stop it, Oliver.
Stop it.
Gee, you're glitchy today. Come on.
[Door closes]
Good Oliver. That was a bad idea.
Let's get out of here. Wait, we can't just leave them here with that-that thing.
Those were the guys that were trying to kill me.
It's dangerous for Natalie and Clara if I hang around here.
Darling, you're still awake?
I wanted to wait up for you. Thank you.
And I wanted to spend some time with these flowers. I see.
It took me 17 generations to get this right.
Well, if you told me what you wanted... oh, I know.
You could have engineered it in half an hour. Yes.
I'm not in that much of a hurry, griffin.
Want to get a cup of tea and then go upstairs?
Okay? Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. Let's do that.
Yeah. Dear.
Okay. It's okay.
Shh. Just stay calm.
Stay very, very calm.
What a night. That was the longest night in my life.
Hello, Adam. I'm a one-man virtual girl.
But if you insert the installation disk...
okay. Nothing. What the hell was that?
I felt fingers going for my zipper.
Now, that's disgusting. Oh, that's disgusting?
I had to totally look away when you and Natalie...
the, uh... you want a beer?
You saw the clone do something with Natalie while I took Clara into the house?
They did nothing. Come on. That's not what I would have done.
Well, what would you have done? I would have...
- nothing. - Well that's what they did. You know, nothing.
Shit. In the goddamn minivan.
In the minivan. I mean, you know what tobacco does to people.
- He smoked my stogie too? - The bastard.
- Oh, that son of a bitch. - Son of a bitch. Smoked your stogie.
And she couldn't tell it wasn't me? It didn't look like it.
She seemed, uh, happy.
Oh, you have no idea what it felt like seeing her with him.
I should've killed that son of a bitch when I had the chance. It could have been worse.
It could have been someone else. At least she's not cheating...
- Hank! - Don't move!
- Tripp. - I'm not after you.
Back away.
- Back away! - Why did you do that?
Don't do anything stupid now. That's as far as you go.
Is that you, Hank? [Screams]
Hank.
Hey, Adam. Is Hank sleeping on the floor again?
That's so cute.
[Tires screeching]
[Gasping, mumbling] On the six... on the sixth day, god created man.
On the sixth day...
on the sixth day, god created man. God created man on the sixth day.
Why the hell did you kill my friend?
Hank Morgan was an abomination to god. He was a clone.
Hank was no clone. The real Hank Morgan died this afternoon.
I know because I killed him... so I could kill Drucker.
Drucker's not dead. It would be all over the news.
Open your eyes. Drucker's a clone.
Dr. Weir cloned Drucker. Dr. Weir cloned your friend.
Dr. Weir cloned you.
[Tires screeching]
They found us. They found us.
- Shoot me in the head. - What the hell are you talking about?
We have people at Weir's lab. I know who they are.
If they scan my brain, they'll be killed.
Shoot me! God forgive me.
[Screams]
Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?
Who are you people?
[Electronic voice] I.D. required.
Please use biometric reader to verify identification...
or the alarm will sound in 10 seconds.
Ten, nine, eight, he shot my foot.
- Seven, six, five, - son of a bitch!
Four, three,
two, one, stand by.
Come on.
Systems accessed.
- Gibson, Gibson! - Please select destination.
Shit!
You're gonna pay! Those were brand-new boots!
- Dad, you're coming to my recital, right? - I never miss your recitals.
I love you. You're the greatest, dad.
Unless her pseudomonas infection clears up, l知 afraid there's nothing we can do.
What about her D.N.A. scan?
It came up with cystic fibrosis. Cystic fibrosis?
Which is impossible considering that it's a childhood disease...
and she would have been dead 30 years ago.
We're running the scan again.
No, l値l do it at the clinic.
If you could give us a moment, please. Thank you very much.
Darling, sweetheart.
We're having you transferred to my clinic, okay?
No. I'd like to stay here. No. But I can help you at the clinic.
If you stay here, there's nothing I can do.
I know, dear. I'll die here. Yes.
Katherine, please. Please listen to me. No.
Katherine died five years ago.
The feelings that I have aren't mine, they're hers.
Katherine, listen. Now don't do this.
I need you so much. I need you.
I'm not afraid, Griffin.
I want to die. My time has already passed.
My love.
What am I to do without you? What...
[chuckles]
You just water my flowers, okay?
[Protestors shouting]
Thanks for visiting replacement technologies. We're in the business of life.
Welcome to the new home of the Weir organ transplant facility at replacement technologies.
Excuse me, sir. I've gotta check that.
Oh, sure. Help yourself.
- But you might want to use these. - Why? What's in here?
Lower intestines. It's for dr. Weir, he's doing a study on a flesh-eating virus.
That's okay, you can open it up. Just try not to breathe.
That's okay.
Go ahead. You're cleared. Thanks.
[Weir's voice] What about her D.N.A. scan?
[Woman] It came up with cystic fibrosis. Which of course is impossible...
considering it's a childhood disease.
She should have been dead 30 years ago.
So we're running a new scan.
No, l値l do it at my clinic.
You've had five extra years since you cloned me. I treasure that.
Katherine, please. No, l知 not afraid.
I want to die. My time has already passed.
Can I help you?
Uh, no, I just dropped my pen.
I'm all thumbs today.
Thank you.
Will you cut that out? It's driving me crazy.
Excuse me, but I nearly had my head ripped off and it hurts like hell.
It's only psychological. Your neck doesn't really hurt.
- Oh, yeah? You'd know better about that? - Yes he would, Wiley.
It was your old neck that got broken. This is your new neck. Get it?
- Give me a break, I got killed twice in two hours. - We've all been killed before.
You know what bothers me? I've never even seen a white light.
Never seen any angels, nothing. Give me a break.
- Ma'am, I already have you logged in. - What? When?
Twenty minutes ago. According to this, you just entered a restricted area.
The son of a bitch has got my thumb.
Deactivate Talia, put out a security alert and seal off Drucker's office. Let's go.
Shit.
- Can I help you? - Yeah.
You can stick your thumb in there.
Thank god. What, more fundamentalists?
No, Adam Gibson. We think he's in the building.
Why wasn't he taken care of? You've had all night.
There are four of you and one of him.
Well, two of him, if you see what I mean.
He has a wife and kid, right? Yes, sir.
- Get them. We may need the leverage. - Yes, sir.
It costs me 1.2 million each time I clone you people.
Try to be worth the money.
They'll kill you for seeing this.
They're doing their best already. Where's dr. Weir?
His lab's over there.
Dr. Weir.
Oh, I know about the intruder. The office called. Everything's under control.
It's not under control.
You had me cloned.
Yes.
Well, you cloned the wrong man. How did you do it?
- You had to have my, uh... what do you call it? - Your syncording. We had it.
Give it to me. I want my life back.
Here, it's your syncording.
How did you get this?
I haven't been... here.
The vision test.
Only it didn't test your vision. It took your syncording... an exact picture of your mind.
And it took a sample of your D.N.A.
With those two things, we can clone a person in two hours.
We had you on file so that we could act quickly when we were told you were killed.
Told I was killed?
[Electronic voice] Please don't drink and drive.
Gibson family schedule...
Clara's recital at school.
This is Michael Drucker's.
A syncording contains everything in a person's memory,
and this is what Drucker saw and heard just before he died.
You don't become one of the richest men in the world without making enemies, so...
we back up his mind religiously.
Hey, you own the roadrunners, right? Amongst other things. Yeah.
You a fan? No, l知 a big fan of both those teams.
Well, l値l have to get you some tickets.
You promise, right? Sure, l値l do it right now.
Sally, it's me. Remind me to get some roadrunner tickets for Adam Gibson.
He's my pilot today. Okay.
[Tripp's voice] On the sixth day, god created man.
No, l知 about to get on my snowboard.
- Hey, he's got a gun! - Hey!
It's a fundamentalist. He just shot them both. You call Marshall right now.
You hear me, sally? Marshall? No, you don't have to... sally!
[Screaming]
An anti-cloning fundamentalist killed everyone on board.
It should have been me. Well, we thought it was you. Drucker mentioned your name.
So we used your D.N.A. and your syncording to clone you.
To resurrect Drucker we had to cover up the accident. Keep talking.
We cloned everyone. By the time we figured out you switched places, it was too late.
[Electronic voice] Access denied.
They're trying to kill me. Because there are two Adam Gibsons.
And that's proof that humans are being cloned.
Which makes you very dangerous to Michael Drucker.
Tell me why l知 a threat to Michael Drucker.
Drucker was killed three years ago. We cloned him then and we cloned him yesterday.
- So? - If that came out, Drucker would be destroyed in every way.
A clone has no rights. A clone can't own anything. Drucker would lose all of this.
Because Drucker would be legally dead.
- Complete search from level seven to level five. - Look at all the cameras.
You can't even find one guy?
- [Man] there, there, there. - I don't need to see where he's been.
We need to find out where he is now.
Let's go. Hit the alarm.
What's up? What area is so sensitive we don't allow cameras?
Drucker will do anything to destroy the evidence.
And you're the evidence.
This is evidence too.
[Alarm blaring] Move, move! Clear the way!
Let's go.
[Chattering]
Oh, no, no. She's been rehearsing all week.
I have to go to the bathroom. Okay, Clara.
Anyone else need to go to the bathroom?
[Sighs] Goddamn it! [Groaning]
Why do you think l知 telling you this? I can do nothing to stop what they're trying to do.
- There he is! - Zone six, engineering corridor.
Move, move! Clear the way!
And what they might be trying to do to your family. What about my family?
Drucker has to kill one of you. If he can't kill you, he'll go for the other one.
And your family could get killed in the process.
- Get out! - Destination "get out" not understood.
Morgan Randall elementary school.
Very sorry, sir.
## [ballet on piano]
[Growling]
Daddy!
- She's supposed to be up there now, right? -## [children singing]
This is the, uh... that's odd.
I'm just gonna go make sure everything's okay. All right.
Excuse me. Of course.
[Dogs barking] Clara.
- Oh, my god. - Mommy?
- Mommy, l知 scared. - I'm here. I've got you.
[Beeps]
Could you help us, please?
- What are you doing? - See this?
It's the only thing keeping the dogs from tearing her apart.
So be quiet and come with us.
# Hide and seek as long as they please #
# 'cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic ##
- [Clara] no! - [Vincent] let's go!
- Daddy! - Move it. - Adam!
[Tires screeching]
Natalie!
No.
You have reached 911 police emergency.
Your call is important to us. Yeah, I know.
Your "yes" or "no" answers will help us in directing police to assist you.
Come on! Yes. Are you reporting a felony?
Thank you for reporting a felony. Come on.
Is the felony in progress now? Yes.
Thank you.
Is there a current danger of bodily harm to you or others?
Yes! [Voice continues, indistinct]
Forget about talking to the police. I tried that already.
[Echoing] Who are you?
I know this sounds insane,
but l知 Adam Gibson. What?
We don't have time for you to be shocked right now because they've got Natalie and Clara.
And I need your help to get my family back. They are my family.
That's for sleeping with my wife...
in the damn minivan.
Your "yes" or "no" an... your report has been timed out or canceled at your request.
It's him.
Mr. Gibson, I believe you have something of mine.
Oh, no. I have everything of yours.
I have the syncording that proves you are a clone.
And I have everything of yours... your family in the palm of my hand.
- Shall we trade? - You read my mind.
Just the highlights. All right.
I'll bring the disk to the double x charter office at 10:00 tonight.
Be there with my family.
Did you have to hit me that hard?
Well, I had to stop you from talking to the police.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That should do it. What are you doing?
Testing it. Because I don't think you have enough aluminum in there.
Are you kidding me? That's exactly the same amount they used in the rainforest war.
You shouldn't be talking. The mess you left trying to fix your garage.
You saw me working on the garage? Saw you? I nearly shot you.
Let's try it.
Wow!
Cool. Cool.
You'd better be miles away when this thing goes off.
I'm more worried about getting us into the building to find Natalie and Clara.
I'll take my chances getting out.
Griffin. Here.
What are you doing? Yours, yours.
Griffin, what's the matter?
My wife, Katherine, is dead.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Griffin, I don't know... l知 so sorry.
Don't start with "sorry." Don't start! Don't start! I am so sorry.
Don't start with "sorry"!
I know about the congenital defects you've been embedding into the clone D.N.A.
There's my wife, Johnny Phoenix and the others.
But, Michael, why my wife? Why?
You're right, Griffin.
It's a security protocol I implemented. I didn't tell you because you wouldn't understand.
What should I understand?
The only thing I understand is that you gave my wife cystic fibrosis.
Griffin, calm down. Someone made a mistake. This was never meant to hurt Katherine.
Oh, it didn't hurt her, it just killed her.
Suppose we clone a senator who's agreed to support us but he goes back on his word.
What's the point? Or Johnny Phoenix wants to double his salary.
By giving them shorter life spans we guarantee our leverage. What's the point?
The point is... if they betray us, they're dead.
If they stay on the team, we clone them again and no harm done.
And that's exactly what we're gonna do with Katherine. She's being cloned as we speak.
- No, she's not. No. - No, she's...
Griffin, it was a mistake.
If you're concerned about her D.N.A., go through it yourself, make sure it's clean.
And obviously, there won't be any charge for the cloning.
Oh, no charge. Thank you very much.
What you don't understand is she does not want to be cloned.
So you do it anyway.
Do it anyway? I see.
Let me explain something to you. It's very simple.
I loved my wife very much.
So much so that I promised I would never bring her back again, and I won't.
If I can't bring her back again, l値l never bring back anyone ever again.
That's how much I loved her.
So it's over, it's finished and I quit.
Well, I can't let you quit. Yeah, well.
I've looked the other way too often and l致e justified too much, so...
l知 finished. It's over.
You know what l知 gonna do for you, Griffin? What are you gonna do for me?
I'm gonna give you the greatest gift that you could possibly imagine.
A gift? I'm gonna save your life. I'm gonna save Katherine.
I'm gonna save our friendship. And l知 gonna save your marriage.
Michael, what are you talking about?
I'm going to kill you now. And then l知 going to clone you using your latest syncording.
Then l知 gonna clone Katherine using her last syncording. You understand?
No. Do you see what l知 doing for you?
You and Katherine will be back together...
and neither one of you will remember that you ever promised not to clone her.
Or that she even died.
And obviously, you won't remember this conversation.
You're welcome.
[Adam] All right. Now show me my family.
Bastards. I knew it.
Your syncording isn't here and neither is he. It was being flown by remote or something.
Both of you get back here now.
Come on.
This is a private pad. You can't land that here. Replacement technologies only.
I'm here to pick up Mr. Drucker.
Here.
- It's my charter contract. - Okay.
Everything's normal, Mr. Drucker, but we'll stay alert.
- What time are you planning to take off? - Take off? No, I didn't...
your pilot's on his way down to reception.
Now you listen to me. Seal the building, full security alert.
You find this pilot. He is armed and very dangerous.
Get Wiley and some men up to my office, now.
- Freeze the elevators and shut down parking garages. - Over there on monitor 12.
- Zone six, engineering corridor. - There, sector three.
He's headed right towards you. Turn around, turn around.
Don't even try it.
Get some people up that west stairwell.
Team three and four, close up on him. Let's go.
He must have shot a power box. He's trashing the whole system.
We've got him trapped. West stairwell, between 13 and 14.
Let's go!
[Marshall] Cover the stairwell doors!
Fire in front of him.
Okay, you did pretty good.
You fooled us at the airport. You managed to turn this place into a shambles.
- Want to make us come up there and kill you? Fine. - You're the greatest, dad.
But Mr. Drucker would like to talk to you.
And of course we do have your family.
All right.
Go get him, go get him.
[Door opens] Well, well.
- Adam Gibson. - I wish I could say, "the one and only."
Looks like we both went back on our word, didn't we?
- You might find we have more in common than you thought. - Where's my family?
Right to business. An admirable trait.
There they are.
- All safe and sound. - For the moment.
And your syncording, it's not on him. It's not in his whispercraft.
I knew you'd double-cross me, so I gave it to my clone.
If anything happens to me or my family,
the next time you'll see your syncording will be at your murder trial.
- Dr. Weir didn't tell you, did he? - Tell me what?
Adam, Adam, Adam.
He's not the clone.
You are.
I want you to ask yourself something.
Do you remember anything after being scanned by my bodyguard?
[Man #1] I need to check your vision. Look straight ahead.
Do you actually remember changing places with your friend?
[Man #2] Hey, buddy, wake up. We're here, woodland mall.
The salesman at the RePet shop thought it was odd that you came in twice...
asked the same questions twice.
Still can't make up your mind, huh? You lost a dog, right?
[Hank's voice] Let me see your chin. You cut yourself shaving?
Your shaving cut? Easily reproduced.
So was the scar from your old war wound.
I know who I am. I know you do.
Talia, how many times have you been cloned?
I've lost count. There's one way to tell.
Show him.
It's the only way to keep track of what generation a clone is.
See? Four dots means she's been cloned four times.
Come on. Let's take a look at yours.
Come take a look in the mirror. Let's find out if you are who you think you are.
Just under your left eye.
Kind of takes the fun out of being alive, doesn't it?
So you see, your family is not really your family, they're his.
And you, my friend, are in exactly the same boat as all of us.
If Adam Gibson gets that syncording to the authorities, we will all be destroyed.
If you really love your wife and kid, you'll tell me where Adam Gibson is.
We'll get my syncording back, we'll get rid of him.
Tell me where Adam Gibson is. We'll get my syncording back, we'll get rid of him.
And they'll never have to know that you're the clone.
It's that or lose them forever.
You know, Adam. I'm not making this offer because I have to.
I can get everything I need from your memories.
The fact is, l壇 like you to understand you'd also be serving a higher purpose.
In two years, three tops, I will control enough votes to get the laws changed.
And then we won't have to lose our best people. We won't have to lose our Mozarts.
We won't have to lose our Martin Luther Kings. We'll be able to conquer death.
We will finally be able to conquer death.
And who gets to decide who lives and who dies, you?
You have a better idea?
Yeah, what about god?
Oh, you're one of those. I suppose you think science is inherently evil.
No, I don't think science is inherently evil. But I think you are.
If you believe that god created man in his own image,
then you also believe that god gave man the power to understand evolution.
To exploit science, to manipulate the genetic code,
to do exactly what I am doing.
I'm just taking over where god left off.
If you really believe that,
then you should clone yourself while you're still alive.
And why is that? So I can understand your unique perspective?
No. So you can go fuck yourself.
Now you're gonna tell us where you put Mr. Drucker's syncording!
You won't find it in my head. I told him to hide it so I wouldn't know where it is.
We'll see about that, won't we? Yeah, we will.
[Grunting] Let's go. Get in here.
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Fine, have it your way.
# Take a piece of me #
# A piece that you can't see #
# Take a piece of me #
# The one that I won't give up #
# Go easy on me ##
That didn't hurt so bad, did it?
Asshole.
Let's go back a few minutes.
- [Adam] here it is, Drucker's syncording. - There's the other one.
Keep this and wait here. If l知 not back in an hour,
you know what to do.
Don't worry. Anything happens to you or my family,
l知 gonna destroy that son of a bitch.
You got the location?
The airport. I was just there. He'll be dead in 20 minutes. Let's go.
Betrayed by your own mind.
- Wait, wait! - What?
They staged that scene for our benefit.
The other one was sitting behind him so we couldn't see him. Look.
The bastard faked his own syncording.
The other one was hiding in the whispercraft...
and this one avoided looking at him so he wouldn't be in his memory.
- You mean the other one's in this building too? - Yes, that's correct.
Now, warn Vincent. Put out another alert. This one is the diversion.
He smashes all the cameras. He gets himself captured.
Meanwhile, the other one's free to just stroll in here and take his wife and kid.
[Alarm blaring]
[Grunts]
- [Talia] Idiot! - Oh.
- [Groans] - Natalie! Clara!
Daddy! Oh, my god! What's going on?
It's me. Daddy?
[Drucker screams] Oh, god!
- Don't worry, sir. Get him up. - Oh, shit.
- Everything's okay now. - I'm scared, dad. I'm scared.
This isn't because of the cigar? No, l値l explain later.
Dad, l知 scared.
Don't worry. He's not going anywhere, sir. We'll get him. Let's go.
Wait! Talia, you go. You two stay here.
Have 'em block all the exits.
Yeah, Henderson, come in. Seal off the entire tank areas, levels six and seven.
I'm trying, sir. Give me a minute.
And get us some power up here.
Don't move! My daughter is right inside that door.
Now, I don't want to expose her to any graphic violence.
She already gets enough of that from the media.
Put your weapons down. Nice and easy.
Good. Now, when you go inside, you say...
have a nice flight. Have a nice flight, little girl.
Friends of daddy's.
All right, let's go.
Have a little midnight flight with daddy and mommy.
There we are. All right?
Sorry.
There you go, sir.
Wiley. Go.
All right.
Wiley, just wait one second.
- Not again! - [Wiley screams]
And don't bring him back.
Stupid bastard blew a hole through my stomach.
Oh, god! I'll be dead in 20 minutes tops.
But what better place, right?
Henderson? Where's my power?
Relays are coming on-line now, sir.
[Henderson] Get all exits blocked. All exits!
Shit!
Go start warming up a blank.
I want a fresh syncording. I want my mind to be up to the minute.
Okay, here it is. This is a fresh one.
[Marshall] This will be a complete syncording.
- [Talia groaning] - [Drucker] Is that Talia?
[Talia] Shit! Go help her.
We'll find him.
What have you got? Tanks three and four, nothing.
Okay, go. Take the back walk.
- [Yelling] - [Screaming] - [Gunshot]
No!
No.
[Yells] oh, god!
[Gasps]
[Gasping]
Oh, no.
- Take her to your mother's. Stay there until I pick you up. - I got her.
Come with us, daddy.
I have to help a friend, okay? Bye.
Love you.
- [Gasping] - Wiley, you shot me!
Oh, right. That was you.
I gotta get dressed.
[Groans]
You're not even gonna wait until... I die?
Would you? Come on, get it off.
Blood on the jacket. Jesus Christ.
[Gasps, mutters]
What?
[Mumbles]
What?
- [Gasps] - What?
Look. Adam, we can make a deal.
You have absolutely no reason to kill me. I didn't do anything to you. It was all him.
Listen to me. I can rebuild all of this in a very short time.
I can still save you, Adam. Save me?
We put congenital defects into the clone D.N.A. to give the clones short life spans.
You want to know what you're gonna die of? How long you've got to live?
We can go right upstairs, right now, and look it up.
We all have to die someday.
We don't have to die.
I'm offering you the chance to live forever.
Never aging. Perfect in every way.
Perfect? Like you?
Look! Here is your perfection!
No.
No. No. No.
Oh, god. Oh, god.
There's no need to panic. I can fix this.
No, you won't fix anything. It's over. It's finished. It's finished!
[Groans]
When I said you should screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally.
Go after him. Just get him.
[Security guard] Check the roof. You, you, up top!
[Guard] He's goin' up! He's goin' up the stairs!
Come on!
- Can you fly this? - Better than you can.
Good. Because your shooting sucks.
Let's get out of here.
[Glass cracking]
[Yelling]
Oh, shit!
Come on! Come on!
Try to climb over me!
Come on! Hurry up!
Shit!
Come on!
Oh, shit!
You know, I keep wondering.
Am I really human? Do I have a soul?
Well, your D.N.A. scan came back normal.
Didn't it? Yeah.
Zero defects. Just like a RePet commercial.
Well, if you're not human, don't you think they would've mentioned it?
All right, enough philosophy.
I better get going. I got three weeks at sea to figure that out.
You have to hurry if you want to see Clara.
Oh, thanks for letting me say good-bye to your family.
Now, wait. This is your family too.
You were willing to die to save them.
Think about that while you're out at sea wondering if you're really human or not.
Because if that's not being human, I don't know what is.
Thanks.
Hello, everybody.
Look what I brought. A kitty!
Oh, Sadie. Oh.
I thought that, um, Hank's cat was... she is.
But you hate RePets.
Well, I changed my mind.
You old softie.
Can we keep her? Please? Please? Of course.
That's why I brought her home. Put her down. Good.
Thank you so much!